Heartbreak Pharmacy

Here’s a catchy little number for all you lovesick folks out there:
Tears streaming down my face
No one here left to impress
Babe, I can’t believe you’re doing this…
(Oh no) break up at the local CVS
Name the cross streets and the time
Just make sure to meet me in the tissues aisle (aisle 7)
Get a box ready
‘Cause here come the waterworks
No dignity left in aisle 5
Where we used to buy sporks
I take a deep breath
And feel a little calmer
While the clerk consoles me
With an Arnold Palmer
I’ll swear that I love you, girl
And despite my distress
Please don’t break my heart
Here at the local CVS